The Sideways Door: March Response Column

I won't say I was disappointed by this month's submissions, precisely. But you know that feeling when you've waited and waited for a letter and it arrives, but it isn't all you'd hoped it would be?

That.

Here's the column. I wanted a one word title but apparently that is not possible - or at least, not advisable. So it's a bunch of words containing the one word I wanted. Eh.